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White House Full of Shit

Hospital Staff Shit Pants for No Reason

Fat Guy Lays Low

Congress Approves Money to Bomb Ebola

Cops Just Doing Their Job

Blizzards Compromised

Company Decides to Make Money

Your Shitty Life No Longer the Reason

Majority of Americans Have Common Sense

Kid Keeps Container of “Oh, shit!”

Tourists Flock to NYC to Not Get Laid