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Rewritten Headlines: Joan Rivers to Pot

by tonyd on September 5, 2014 at 12:01 am

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Comedian Dies As She Lived; Getting Surgery

Giant Animal Gets Giant Name

Pakistan to Glow in the Dark

Hot Chicks Get Angry and Get Paid

60 NYPD Won’t Be Able to Beat You Without an Additional Excuse

Polluting Company to Buy It’s Way Out of Trouble Again, Probably

Artist Finds Moral Loophole in Celebrity Fap Material

Hipsters Still Have Too Much Spare Time

Professor X is Here

Getting Laid Just Got Easier

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