Super Frat

As a screenwriter, I see a lot of movie.  Admittedly, I have a high bar.  But there are a lot of shitty movies out there and I refuse to see many of them.  Now, hear my rant.  Here is Why I’m Not Seeing These Movies.

The Fluffy Movie:  Although I like Gabriel Iglesias, let’s be honest.  This will one day be on Comedy Central a few years from now every fucking afternoon forever.  Sorry Gabriel.

Into the Storm:  This might as well be called “CGI Disaster Film #142 or Twister 2 with Better Effects.

About Alex:  AKA:  St. Elmo’s Fire 2.  No thanks.

The Expendables 3:  Oh, c’mon.  Seriously?  Well, I guess it had to be a trilogy.  I used to like a lot of these actors in their 80’s action movies, but I was out after the first one.  With all that money and talent, the first script was just a train wreck.  I dunno.  Maybe I outgrew these kinds of movies, but I’d still rather see The Raid or The Raid 2.

The Giver:  Sounds like another Twilight/Mazerunner/Teenagers in Peril movie.  Well, I definitely outgrew this.

If I Stay:  Hit girl in a serious movie.  Eh.  Pass.

Jessabelle:  Another horror movie.  Blah, blah, blah.  Evil spirit.  Blah, blah, blah.

Dolphin Tale 2:  There was a Dolphin Tale 1?  But I didn’t see it.  I’ll be so confused.  No.

Sigh.  Time to search Netflix again.  Can’t even get angry at these movies.  They’re just so…uninspired to me.