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NSA Whackin’ It

Politician Begins Long Journey of Pretending to be Cool to Get Elected

Small Country Picks on Smaller, Weaker Country

U.S. Government Has Buyer’s Remorse

Company Repackages Its Products

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Company to Issue Refunds to Idiot Children

Incompetence Helps Spread Disease

Dictator Worried About Rep

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