Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die.  Today’s contestant is Pee-Wee Herman.  He’s a loner, a rebel.  Let’s see how he tweets.


July 9th:  “NATIONAL SUGAR COOKIE DAY!!! Put out a plate of sugar cookies, & they won’t be there long…

Well, they’ll be there longer than chocolate chip, but not as long as oatmeal with raisin.


Probably Reddit.  Or a very large Native American.

July 11th:  “TODAY IS CHEER UP THE LONELY DAY. Really. Put a smile on someones face!

I think if you put out a better plate of cookies, you got it covered.

July 12th:  “82 Comics & Musicians On 1 Epic Comedy Album For Charity! ‘2776’

You AND Dick Cavett?  Sign me up!

July 13th:  “NATIONAL FRENCH FRIES DAY. Today. Get some Ketchup!!

Ooo, now you’re speaking my language.

July 14th:  “BASTILLE DAY! Vive la France! Vive la différence!

It’s impossible not to read this in Pee-Wee’s voice.

8 hours ago:  “Pee-wee’s Playhouse on Blu-ray! In Brilliant HD for the first time ever!

Blu-Ray?!  That’s the word of the day!  Whooooooooaa!

Okay, let’s rate Pee-Wee’s Twitter.  I give him a 9 for Mustness (very consistent), a 9 for Style and a 9 for Insanity.  That’s an overall 9, but I round it up to 10 because Pee-Wee is just awesome.  Follow him.  Tell ’em Large Marge sent ya!  Hahahaha!

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