Apr04

Rewritten Headlines: Queen to Rats

by tonyd on April 4, 2014 at 12:01 am

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Old Lady Tries to Get Priest Drunk

New Fish, No Little Bitch

Politicians Pretend Spies Obey the Law

Park Rangers Did Not See Pompeii

Russia Tells U.S. to Chill the Fuck Out

Moon to Become Boring

Man Goes a Long Way for Free Pet

North Korea to Fake Moon Landing

War Still Fucked Up

Rats Also Need to Wake Up for Work

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