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Newspaper Insults Fictional Character

Robot Overlords More Than Half Way to Take Over

Hipsters to Freak Out in Chinatown

Poor People Still Pissing Away Money

Another Funeral, Long and Boring

Donald Duck’s Ancestors Found

Christmas to be Awkward in the NK

Civil Rights Groups to Say What’s Funny

Penis Gets Man Arrested

Laughing May Kill You