1.  “Hey, do you think there will be any movie companies at this thing?”

2.  “Yo, Superman.  How about strapping down that super boner?”

3.  “I think the cholesterol level of California spiked this weekend.”

4.  “Firefly?  What the fuck is Firefly?”

5. “Really?  The Japanese are making comics now?”

6.  “Hey, Spock!  Na-nu, na-nu!”

7.  “Can I get a refund?  I’m really not into this stuff.”

8.  “Hey, Jedi master.  You might want to blot those mustard stains.”

9.  “What do you mean Tony DiGerolamo isn’t signing at this con?!”

10.  “Nerds!”