Super Frat

Brother Ira likes to cook, but only when he’s drunk.  God help you if you get between him and a fridge after a night of drinking.

Ingredients:  8 domestic beers, six shots of Dewar’s, one rum and coke, 6-10 shots of vodka, peanut butter, jelly, nutella, bread, Thai peanut sauce

Step 1:  Imbibe beer

Step 2:  Take a pee, decide to go to bar

Step 3:  Order Dewar’s in attempt to impress hot chick at bar

Step 4:  Hit on girl, get shot down

Step 5:  Decide Dewar’s two expensive, order rum and coke

Step 6:  Meet bros outside bar, decide to head back to frat house

Step 7:  Decide to do Russian accents and drink vodka

Step 8:  Lose count of shots, pass out

Step 9:  Wake up hungry, decide PB&J would be good

Step 10:  Begin sandwich with Nutella by mistake, throw out bread

Step 11:  Spread peanut butter on new bread, get some on arm

Step 12:  Run out of peanut butter, decide Thai peanut sauce same thing

Step 13:  Pour Thai peanut sauce on bread

Step 14:  Spread jelly on other side of bread, get a lot on plate

Step 15:  Smash both pieces together, get more peanut butter, jelly and Thai sauce on hands

Step 16:  Eat sandwich while walking out on porch

Step 17:  Sit down, pass out with sandwich in mouth

Step 18:  Wake up hunger over with random dog licking peanut butter off hand, wonder why sandwich is so mushy