Meaningless Election Judged on Meaningless Criteria

Playing Baseball Too Much Pressure for Adult Man

FBI Forgets Jurisdiction

Economy Still Shitty

Men Love Boobies

Long National Nightmare Slowly Coming to Close

Senator Offers to Spend More Tax Money to Fix Problem He Could Fix by Spending Less

Guys Really Cheap When Horny

Iphone Users Soon to be Lost

Good Morning America to Become Even More Boring

Smart Guy With Edge Over Blathering Dumbass

Former President Viking or Pirate Apparently