Ten Things You’ll Never See the Royal Family Doon September 15, 2012 at 2:32 am
The English Royals have been caught doing a lot, but here’s ten things you’ll never see them do.
1. Coach a minor league hockey team to the finals.
2. Serving you a plate of donuts.
3. Fighting a homeless guy for a position on a street vent.
4. Waiting in line for a ferry and then missing the cut off.
5. Pumping $8 worth of gas.
6. Sitting in the cheap seats.
7. Getting a ticket from park cops for skateboarding in the park.
8. Passed out near a dumpster, covered in vomit.
9. Passed out in a drunk tank, covered in vomit without shoes.
10. Arguing over a price in Wal Mart.