The English Royals have been caught doing a lot, but here’s ten things you’ll never see them do.

1. Coach a minor league hockey team to the finals.

2.  Serving you a plate of donuts.

3.  Fighting a homeless guy for a position on a street vent.

4.  Waiting in line for a ferry and then missing the cut off.

5.  Pumping $8 worth of gas.

6.  Sitting in the cheap seats.

7.  Getting a ticket from park cops for skateboarding in the park.

8.  Passed out near a dumpster, covered in vomit.

9.  Passed out in a drunk tank, covered in vomit without shoes.

10.  Arguing over a price in Wal Mart.