Gerbil Rock Concerts No Longer an Issue

Dog Owner Picks Up Massive Turds

US Pisses Into Wind

Russian PM Causes Immature Russians to Giggle Uncontrollably

CNN Still Covering the Big News

Economic Bullshit Probably Gonna Make Us Poorer

Los Angeles Streets Momentarily Profitable Rather Than Scary

Politicians Make Laws so Other People Can be Arrested for Lying

New York Hates Thirsty Fatties

President Teases Future Poor People

Snake Jesus Born

Website States Obvious

God Not Working Fast Enough