Aug27
Ten Things You Should Never Shout in a Public Bathroom
on August 27, 2012 at 1:58 am1. “Hey, you in the next stall. Do you see the gloryhole on your side? I can’t find it.”
2. “Can I borrow someone’s camera? I gotta put this one on Facebook.”
3. “Be quiet! Some us are trying to masturbate!”
4. “Does anyone else’s urinal cake taste weird?”
5. “Can someone hand me a towel? I’m ready to get out of this tiny bathtub.”
6. “Peeing in the sink saves water.”
7. “Who wants a free Cleveland Steamer?!”
8. “Does anyone else know how to make a pitbull sit on a toilet seat?! We have a fight in ten minutes!”
9. “This hand blower is not getting my genitals as dry as I want them.”
10. “Ready! Set! Poop!”
I tell the last one to myself in my head.