Ten Things You’ll Never See on the Chick-Fil-A Twitteron August 6, 2012 at 1:47 am
1. Bob finally made an honest man of Mike! Congrats to both!
2. The secret ingredient to the breading is centipede.
3. The Fire Island Chick-Fil-A is packed today!
4. The Chick-Fil-A flash games just added a Pride Parade level for “Dan Cathy’s Chick-Fil-A Adventure”.
5. Congrats to Tina and Nancy on their adoption!
6. Our new spokesman, Daniel Tosh, will be signing autographs!
7. Buy two chicken sandwiches this week and get a double ended dildo absolutely free!
8. Wow! Our customers sure are in shape!
9. Remember, if you launch into a screed about how hate-filled our company is, you get a free order of fries!
10. We are currently out of Westboro Baptist Church action figures for the kids meals.