Ten Things You’ll Never See in Superhero Comics
on June 25, 2012 at 12:01 am1. A female superhero’s costume that doesn’t accentuate cleavage and/or ass.
2. A hero who has to let go a criminal because he really has to take a shit.
3. A neighborhood watch whose job it is to keep hero and villains away so they “take it somewhere else”.
4. A regular guy that just uses Google Earth to locate superhero secret headquarters and blackmail them.
5. A police sniper that shoots a villain while he’s distracted fighting a hero.
6. A person who gets superpowers and decides that he’ll still go to college to become an accountant.
7. A superhero whose only power is to give abortions to anyone he points at.
8. A popular character dying and staying dead.
9. A hero with superpowers that brings a gun anyway and shoots people when his powers don’t work.
10. A guy in a skin tight, spandex outfit that gets laughed at by criminals because he’s sporting a major boner.
