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Rewritten Headlines: Windows 8 to Playboy

by tonyd on February 29, 2012 at 12:41 pm

Real: Windows 8 First Look and First Touch

Rewritten: Blue Screen of Death Now One Wrong Finger Away

Real: Former Coach:  Tiger Woods Considered Leaving Golf for Military

Rewritten: Tiger Woods Thought he Could Bang More Chicks as Marine

Real: Snooki is Pregnant!

Rewritten: MTV Cuts Condom Budget on Jersey Shore

Real: Egypt Claims Mistaken Identity in Al-Queda Case

Rewritten: Egypt Seriously Fucks Traveler’s Vacation

Real: What Would a Playboy Club Look Like in Space?

Rewritten: Scientist Theorize the Best Way to Get Whores to Astronauts

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