Twitter in Focus: Denis Learyon March 2, 2012 at 12:23 am
Bros, welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die. This is a special Friday TIF after Wednesday’s snafu. Denis is funny, let’s see if his tweets match up.
Shit. A reason to watch the Oscars and I missed it.
They both look like Ray Romano’s cousins.
February 26th: “Oscar Fact: Meryl Streep prepared for Iron Lady role by wearing a strap-on for 6 1/2 months. #tweetroast”
February 26th: “#tweetroast Oscar Fact: more people will see this tweet than ever saw Tree Of Life.”
February 28th: “Santorum nightmare: I’m a pro-choice college-educated lapsed Catholic & tho I ain’t Satan I’m pretty sure him & me r 2nd cousins.”
I say, go an heckle him. Call it a “surprise roast”.
February 29th: “Bobby Valentine says no more booze in Red Sox clubhouse. Bright side: at least security won’t have to worry about Sean Young showing up.”
You should do what we do in Philadelphia. Just taser people that get out of hand.
February 29th: “I believe in a seperation of Rick Santorum and the constitution.”
I’d invest heavily in the Canadian housing market if he somehow wins.
6 hours ago: “Where I come from you win the paper airplane contest when you hit the math nun in the eye.”
In public school, if you don’t draw blood it doesn’t count.
Okay, let’s rate Denis’s tweets. He’s having fun with, interacting with the fans and his friends. Love the Oscar roast thing. Can’t fault him for no behind-the-scenes as he has no TV show right now. I give him a 7 for Style, an 8 for Insanity and a 7 for Mustness. That’s an overall score of 7.3. You gotta follow Denis. I hope he goes back to roasting people. Always enjoyed that.
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