Twitter in Focus: Dave Navarroon February 2, 2011 at 12:01 am
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die. Today’s contestant is guitarist, Dave Navarro. I’ve always been a big fan and not just because he married Carmen Electra. He’s an interesting artist, let’s see if his tweets are just as interesting.
January 31st: “I’ve never stalked ANYONE who didn’t ignore me”
Of course. If they pay attention to you it makes the stalking WAY awkward.
Dave does a lot of interaction with his fans. Lots to tweets. Hard to keep up.
Damn Dave, don’t you get laid enough?
22 hours ago: “Had to restart my Blackberry. What to do for the next 5 hours?”
Sounds like you’re going to be tweeting.
22 hours ago: “In the history of things that turn on, nothing has taken longer to turn on than a Blackberry.”
They are too tiny for my ham-sized fingers. I imagine for an expert guitarist like yourself, it is no problem.
22 hours ago: “Yur lucky you dont live “In The D” RT @OMGitsJessieLee: Its cold as hell tonight, but it’s still warmer than most cities. :)”
New Jersey is about to be coated in 1″ of ice. Does that count?
Oh, man, that’s a lot of popping. Not the same on the app.
19 hours ago: “If one more person tells me to read The Secret, they are getting blocked!”
The Secret? What is this? Oprah’s twitter?
16 hours ago; “Multiple angle videos of a UFO over Jerusalem. http://bit.ly/exyqKH”
Hey, Jesus has to travel in SOMETHING.
16 hours ago: “Highly recommend The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest if you have seen Dragon Tattoo and Played With Fire #lisbethsalander”
Now it is kinda like Oprah’s twitter.
Dave, remember what happened to the Marquis De Sade.
13 hours ago: “GHOSTUBE http://bit.ly/h8dV2u”
When will ghosts invade the Internet? That way, I won’t have to stand up to be scared.
13 hours ago: “Gaspar Noe’s Enter The Void on streaming instantly! I thought for sure I’d get to sleep tonight. Guess not.”
God damn, you tweet more than the guys that invented this.
They do look comfortable, I’ll give you that.
Nice! (I have no idea what that means.)
6 hours ago: “People talk SO much shit! So unfair! I only deserve like 60%-75% of it. Maybe 80%, tops!”
It’s the haters, Dave. They love Twitter.
Yes, millionaire Goth man needs your sympathy.
6 hours ago: “I have a small fraction of followers who for some reason think I am unaware that my Tweets are public.”
Some people do make these tweets that sound like they are chatting with a specific person and don’t know they are public. I like the tweets that abruptly end and then continue in the next one.
Dear Lord! Dave, you’re a pagan, you know what this means. You won’t be free of the doll’s curse until you touch it!
5 hours ago: “… And look what arrived today! All my problems have been solved! http://plixi.com/p/74075939”
If you see the bird that lives there, tell me to fucking stop taking my chocolate cereal. Crazy fucker.
4 hours ago: “My chiropractor’s office is so Goth! http://plixi.com/p/74091981”
You laugh, but that’s Jimi Hendrix’s skeleton.
Okay, let’s rate Dave’s tweets. Wow, there were a lot. If I had gone back a week, forget it! Style is a 8, Insanity is a 9 and Mustness is an easy 10. That’s an overall score of 9. Dave is one to follow, if you have about 5 hours a day to read his tweets.
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