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Every Thursday, Super Frat lists individuals whose behaviors have been so deplorable that they should eat a dick.

It’s Thursday.  Bad people have done bad things.  Now they taste justice.  And dick.

 –  To the douches that bombed the Indian Embassy in Kabul. Car bombs are bad enough, but when you kill people that aren’t even in the fight, well you terrorists should eat a heaping of C-4, shaped like dicks and set to explode on the last swallow.

The media, who make random assumptions like Hollywood supports Roman Polanski, talk endlessly about a disgraced congressman on a TV show and made Levi Johnson a star, on behalf of people longing for actual news, please go eat a dick on live TV and then talk about it, while you’re eating another dick.

– And BET just gave Michael Vick his own TV show.  BET execs there’s a large African American dick with your name on it.

–  Brian Dugan, whose crimes include the murder of a 10 year old girl, is up for the death penalty.  A plate of dick is too good for this guy.  Let’s hope he’ll spend eternity in the afterlife eating a dick that just keeps growing back.

– And it looks like the man they call the Craigslist Killer has finally been indicted.  I think he’ll have a “casual encounter” with a plate of dick.

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