Posts Tagged Texas

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Jun30

Rewritten Headlines: Fiery Bacon to Severed Toe

by tonyd on June 30, 2017 at 12:01 am

Texas Highway Smells Like Bacon War We Already Won Almost Won Again, But Probably Won’t Be Fisherman Survives—  Holy Shit! Darwin Award Gets YouTube Channel Cops Can’t Bald Guy a Break We’re All Gonna Live Forever Former Actor Found in […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep29

Ask Señor Cactus!

by tonyd on September 29, 2014 at 12:01 am

And now it’s time for that prickly purveyor of wisdom… The king of the Caryophyllales-Cactaceae… Ladies and gentlemon’, the great Señor Cactus! (translated by Mistah Shit) Trolled in Trenton: Dear Señor Cactus: Why is everyone on the Internet such an […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar10

Rewritten Headlines: Eddie Murphy to LSD

by tonyd on March 10, 2012 at 12:01 am

News!  Rewritten the way it should be!  This is your Rewritten Headlines! Real: The Eddie Murphy You Love is Dead Rewritten: Movie Reviewer Too Emotionally Invested in Celebrity Real: Job Figures Raise Hope For US Recovery Rewritten: Government Prays Rich […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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