Apr20

Ten Things You Never Want to See Your Roommate Do

by tonyd on April 20, 2013 at 12:01 am

1.  Scratch ass and then start searching through fridge. 2.  Find him standing over you smiling when you wake up. 3.  Ask you, “If I sold your car to a homeless guy, how mad would you be?” 4.  Lounge around […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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