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Jul25

Ten Things You’ll Never See at the Rio Olympics

by tonyd on July 25, 2016 at 1:32 am

 A flushable toilet. A needle-free beach. Finished walkways. Much needed bulletproof vests. Cops. Head-free beaches. An animal mascot. Money. Law and Order. Athletes. Is it too late to move it inside?  

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Jul24

Your Comic Con Fratoscope: July 24, 2016

by tonyd on July 24, 2016 at 3:02 am

If your birthday is this week:  Despite your birthday, cosplaying as “Pantless Man” won’t get your a discount at the con. Aries:  You will finally get to the head of the line at Comic Con, only to discover it’s the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul23

Rewritten Headlines: Santa Mafia to Illegal Cake

by tonyd on July 23, 2016 at 1:24 am

Weird Mafia Full of Fat Guys Noooooo! Geek Has Specific Reason Why He’s Not Getting Laid Help for Archer Nerds Assured TV Show Will Suck Less Plastic Ice Cream? Warmonger Chooses Assistant Shrimp Cocktail Cost Double Man Loses Ball Cakes […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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