1.  The five second rule is more like zero seconds.
  2.  A toilet can be anywhere.
  3.  There is such a thing as a hello lick.
  4.  A trip to the store can feel like a million years.
  5.  The sound of any bag opening means food.
  6.  Bark is like aloha of dog.
  7.  One should constantly be smelling.
  8.  A nap can be anywhere.
  9.  There is no reason to eat anything green unless you want to throw up.
  10.  Squirrels are the devil.