Posts Tagged Angelina Jolie

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May18

Ten Ways I’ll Spend my $600 Million Dollars If I Win

by tonyd on May 18, 2013 at 12:01 am

Hey, I got a ticket.  It might happen. 1. Pay for Angelina Jolie’s boob reconstruction surgery. 2. Pay Dwayne Johnson to stop appearing in movies. 3. Pay Damon Lindelof to stop writing movies. 4. Get carried around in a litter […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug10

Rewritten Headlines: Clinton to Curiosity

by tonyd on August 10, 2012 at 12:09 am

Hillary Clinton Assures Nigeria US Will Be Bombing It Soon People Even Too Poor for Cheap Plastic Shit Wasting Time Expanding to Other Platforms Aging Celebrities Concoct One Last Ploy for Attention Consumer Finance Agency Preparing to Screw Middle Class […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec13

Frat Boy At the Movies: The Tourist

by tonyd on December 13, 2010 at 12:01 am

The Tourist is billed as a high stakes, mistaken identity movie set in Venice with Johnny Depp as the hapless tourist and Angelina Jolie, as the mysterious woman that sucks him into the conspiracy. You can almost see the dividing […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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