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Feb18

Who is Full of Awesome? with Tony DiGerolamo

by tonyd on February 18, 2010 at 3:01 am

sf-tony-avatar.jpg with Tony DiGerolamo

Every Thursday, Super Frat lists individuals whose behaviors are so cool and righteous that they should be deemed “Full of Awesome”.

Hey bros.  I love to acknowledge those that are Full of Awesome.  Some day I might need them to save my life or my sandwich, either one is very important to me.  Here now are this week’s heroes.

– First, let’s give credit to the Obama Administration for doing something right.  This week they granted illegal Haitians an 18 month reprieve so they don’t have to go back for a while.  Welcome to America!  Please don’t point out the irony when our country falls apart.

–  Next up, Mistah Shit would like everyone to give a huge awesome wave to the Iowa Pharmacy Board that opened the door to medical marijuana.  Nice job Iowans!  Who knew the middle of the country could be so awesomely progressive?

– And how about the 79 year-old Naperville man that survived four days stranded on an island?  His own wife thought he might’ve been dead of a heart attack.  I mean, it’s manly enough to sail a boat at that age, but to go all LOST by yourself?  Nice, old bro!

–  A big glass of awesome to a lawyer from San Antonio that returned a stolen antique telescope that his client stole.  See?  Lawyers do nice things too.  The astronomer was grateful to have his $25,000 telescope back.

–  Finally, stop yelling at teenagers, they’re not all bad.  One saved a family from an oncoming train when their car got stuck on the tracks.  Nice save bro!  We’d save you a spot at Ryesmore, but you’re already too smart to attend here.

Think someone is full of awesome? Email suggestions to thefixisin@comcast.net or post in the message board.

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Feb18

Who Should Eat a Dick

by tonyd on February 18, 2010 at 1:13 am

sf-chris-avatar.jpg  with Chris Moreno

Every Thursday, Chris Moreno lists individuals whose behaviors are so deplorable that they should eat a dick.

— The 52-year-old Tampa, FL man who attempted to set his 77-year-old father aflame with an improvised blowtorch should take a hot beef injection and eat a dick. SIDE NOTE: The son was charged with “aggravated assault on someone older than 65”. Who knew there was an added age penalty for assault?

— This one is a doozy. A Flint, Michigan man was arrested after reporting his car stolen after he was “robbed at gunpoint while trying to buy crack cocaine with a credit card“. The car was then discovered by police to be previously stolen! For sheer stupidity in the face of crime, this guy needs to eat a dick. Pronto. Like, express mail a dick to the prison and into his face.

— A dumb crime two-fer! In Riverton, Wyoming, a man stole a bottle of Schnapps and some cough drops, fled, and hid in a nearby building. Only problem was that building turned out to be… a police station. I think I found Flint, Michigan a potential cell mate. This guy should eat a dick and wash it down with those Schnapps.

— And for the hat trick– A California couple was arrested for robbing a check-cashing store that identified one of the robbers because she had previously applied for a job there! Eat a dick, stupid, and maybe try and brush up on your criminal technique in jail.

— The Czech medical team who accidentally left a foot-long surgical tool in a patient’s abdomen should have a foot-long tool left in their mouths and eat a bunch of dicks.

BONUS! This isn’t anything eat-a-dick-worthy, per se, but I just thought this headline was amazing. From Reuters.com: “Chicago has openings for two good men or women”. Yeah, that’s what she said.

Think someone needs to eat a dick? Email suggestions to dicketer@gmail.com or post in the message board.

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Feb17

Twitter in Focus: Danny DeVito

by tonyd on February 17, 2010 at 12:01 am

Hello bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus, where media comes to die!  Oh, bros, I’m psyched!  Today’s contestant is a personal hero of mine, Danny DeVito!  He was funny on Taxi, but It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, is fuckin’ brilliant.  Let’s check out his twitter.

February 10th, 12:09pm: “Good Morning W side of Earth. Beautiful Day. Woops NYC! Lend a hand in the snow. Looking forward to IASIP/FG Friday night! Checking balls!”

TMI, Danny.  TMI.

February 10th, 12:35pm: “Flash Back: Balcony facing East. Light fades. Rain feathers TF in fond Fandango http://yfrog.com/au4zcwsj”

Dude, what’s with the foot.  You really are Frank.

February 11th, 8:30pm: “Troll Foot at rehearsal The Nightman Cometh Tomorrow night at Universal Amphitheater http://yfrog.com/3312cxj”

You’re performing the Nightman Cometh Live?!  Nice!  Saw the Xmas Special by the way. It was sweet!

February 12th, 11:35am: “Troll Foot and Mahogony http://yfrog.com/1yheppj”

Who knew DeVito had a foot fetish?

February 12th, 12:03pm: “Tonight Is Our Night Bitches! The Nightman Cometh! Live Nation It’s ours Bitch! M’Balls firing up! 11 hours till incineration. Hang on TF!”

Nice, dude.  Hey, Mac was on LOST tonight.  He was very Mac-like.  I knew he was going to die in the same episode the moment he walked onto the screen.  And he did.

February 12th, 1:08pm: “Btches on stage Troll Foot happy! http://yfrog.com/3ncavztj”

Hey, did you refer to Judd Hirsch and Tony Danza as “btches” too?

February 13th, 10:34am: “Troll Foot and the boss”

You put your foot on Bruce Springstein?  Gross, dude.

February 13th, 10:37am: “Whoops http://yfrog.com/35cngdj”

Oh, that boss.  Mac rocks as well.  The only thing that would’ve made that Lost episode better is if Charlie had been his sidekick and gotten killed too.

February 13th, 10:34am: “Troll Foot and Sweet Dee she http://yfrog.com/1d6jhkoj”

Aw, dude, that’s so wrong.  You were always the crazy man.  Like in these Taxi outtakes (about 7:40 in).

February 13th, 10:48am: “In New Jersey. Limoncello signing baby! From So California to snow covered Edison! Great show Bitches http://yfrog.com/4avgffj”

Does this snow here suck or what?  I mean, Edison is bad enough.

February 13th, 10:52am: “Thanks to all Sponsors,Live Nation, Jersey Jeff Ross, Sarah Silverman, Seth & Family Guy. The Nightman Cometh and Boy’s Soul. For Haiti!”

Giving back, that’s nice.  Troll Foot with a heart of gold.

February 13th, 11:05am: “To the thousand of Sunny Fans! You da’ best. Season 6 we puttin out for you! Squeese your ass cheeks Bitches. TV’s Balls are Vesuvius! MF”

I have no idea what you just said, but imagining you saying it makes me laugh.

February 13th, 11:17am: “Joe Canal’s at one! A date! Lookin forward Troll Foot very excited! Last night make up at Haiti Benefit! http://yfrog.com/auy0tsj”

Maybe you shouldn’t let your foot take the picture.

10 hours ago: “Troll Foot is in NYC http://yfrog.com/35jqwozj”

Dude!  Get out!  The snow’s returning!

I don’t understand half of what Danny is saying, but it sounds like he’s having fun.  Let’s rate his twitter.  I give him a 6 for Style, an 8 for Mustness and a 10 for Insanity.  You’re definitely treading on Courtney Love territory, my friend.  That’s an overall score of 8, a must Follow.

And if you have someone you’d like to nominate for Twitter in Focus, email us here.

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Feb13

Tony D’s DVD Reviews in Haiku: Big Fan

by tonyd on February 13, 2010 at 12:01 am

Patton Oswald film.

Pathetic sports geek goes nuts.

Slow, but pretty good.

└ Tags: Big Fan, Tony D's DVD Reviews in Haiku
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