The Game Mentor tells you how to act in a restaurant because chicks don’t like cheap guys.
The Game Mentor tells you how to act in a restaurant because chicks don’t like cheap guys.
Once again, our panelist are back with another topic, lots of beer and not a lot of cohesive sentences. Get ready for Drunk Counter Drunk!
Kick Ass is a pretty damn awesome movie and mostly holds true to the comic book. The basic premise: a real superhero existing in a real New York City. An average high school comic book geek puts on the tights and decides to fight crime. He’s not very good at it, but he’s lucky and becomes a YouTube sensation.
The real standout in the movie is Hit Girl, the daughter/little girl sidekick of Nicholas Cage AKA: Big Daddy. Cage kicks some pretty major ass as well and probably would’ve made a decent Batman. McLovin also has a major role and without giving away the ending, he’ll be back if there is a sequel.
Sadly, box office was a little weak and the hype for this movie has been non-stop. I loved it, but ultimately I think the movie studio overdid. I mean, I’ve seen the trailer like 200 times and I’m not even looking for it.
Still, only Nicholas Cage was the big name in this movie, so there is a shot the young cast could come back for a sequel. Hit Girl was absolutely mesmerizing in the final action scene. Totally worth the price of admission.
I give Kick Ass 8.5 keggers out of 10. It’s a lot of fun and there is a ton of action.
The Joneses is a pretty smart movie with something to say about the dark side of consumerism. While it doesn’t go far enough in my view, it is a pretty entertaining movie. David Duchovny stars at the fake dad of a household of stealth marketers led by Demi Moore. The deal is, this “perfect family” moves into a rich community, shows them all the cool products they own (which are actually supplied by a cutting edge advertising company) and then drive the sales of certain products up. Gary Cole plays the beleaguered neighbor that tries to keep up.
Most of the story focuses on the love story between Duchovny and Moore. Amber Heard, who is so hot, gets naked. Did I mention she’s really hot. Ultimately, her story doesn’t tie into the whole consumerism part. The script only skims the surface of what would ultimately be rich, rich fodder. It gets a little dark at the end, but ultimately has a “feel good” ending.
I think the only problem with the concept is that any real company is not going to loan their products to a movie that’s going to have a negative message about purchasing. I mean, why would they? Naturally, the only outright “bad” product in the movie is totally made up. I feel like, although its a well made film, the makers pulled back a little. I would’ve liked to see them really stick it to the corporations, but still it was an interesting concept and not too far fetched.
I’m on the fence about whether to wait for DVD for this. Did I mention Amber Heard’s amazing tits? Oh, right, I did. God she’s hot. And Demi Moore still ain’t no slouch either. I give The Joneses 6.5 keggers out of ten.
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