Super Frat

Welcome to Twitter in Focus, where media comes to die. Today’s contestant is Mr. Bob Odenkirk! One of the funniest guys alive and a recently new Twitterer. Let’s see what he has to tweet.

@mrbobodenkirk

July 16th: “Is Charlie Sheen gone? Good. Let’s begin.”

Now hold up, Bob. You’ll have to show us your pornstars before you can take his place.

July 16th: “Milt Romney’s new campaign slogan “I Got Mine” will backfire…a rare misstep on his part.”

You know, at this point, if they put “Milt” on his bumper stickers, it’s a small mistake by comparison.

July 18th: “Hey, look, I writ something http://m.newyorker.com/online/blogs/shouts/2012/07/a-vision-of-the-future.html …”

Ooo. New Yorker. Fancy.

July 20th: “On Fallon tonight. Will The Roots let me sing? Better question; can they stop me…”

If only they could stop Jimmy.

July 23rd: “Mr Show fans check out TODAY’S Comedy BB podcast! The whole gang returns!! http://www.earwolf.com/episode/breaking-bread/ …”

Ooo, nice. Like Mr. Show radio.

July 25th: “I have a short film in this issue of the online magazine “The Occasional” check it out – its called “Read My Screenplay””

Aw, not online? Oh, well. Guess I’ll have to get an iPad.

July 30th: “Visiting Lincoln’s tomb w my kids today. It was so solemn, so quiet that you could hear the dilly bars being digested

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Jul30

Ten Things You’ll Never See Cops Do

by tonyd on July 30, 2012 at 12:01 am

You know, I’ve done a nearly completely 180 on cops. I used to thought it would be cool to be a detective, solve crimes and help people. But between the stories I’ve heard from people, personal experience and this subreddit on Reddit, I’ve begun to question the very idea of any law enforcement. Maybe it wouldn’t be so bad. But anyhow, here now are Ten Things You’ll Never See Cops Do.

1. Stop at a red light when they’re in a hurry.

2. Get a ticket for not stopping at a red light.

3. Pay for a mistake.

4. Go after the real criminals.

5. Leave their ego at home.

6. Go out of their way to park legally.

7. Slow down.

8. Stay thin and mustache-free.

9. Not act like you’re bothering them.

10. Remember who they work for.