Okay, we’re talking dialogue. This is the most important part of a screenplay, so get working on it. We’re talking TV shows like 30 Rock, Family Guy, The Simpsons, The Office and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
The Media Podcast is back! Rather than talk politics in the screenwriting videos, I’m going to do two different shows. I gotta talk about this recent stuff with Joe Biden. Creepy Uncle Joe? Definitely something is weird about it. #JoeBiden#politics#commentary
If your birthday is this week: You find out that you haven’t been pranked for your birthday, no one remembered.
Aries: You will find Robert Mueller burying the real report in your backyard because Trump is even more innocent that one.
Taurus: No one wants to join your Facebook group dedicated to Instagram Denial.
Gemini: Your puppets come to life and form a union, but you can’t afford their pension plan so you throw them in a dumpster.
Lemini: The stars say, you should put better pictures on Tinder and ones of yourself.
Cancer: You’ll punch way too many people in the buffet line at the wedding reception.
Leo: You’ll discover that there’s radioactive wasted buried under your tomato garden because the tomatoes will tell you.
Virgo: Twitter determines that your account has been triggering people and deleting it will solve all its problems.
Libra: A group of cowboys will sue you for copyright infringement for moseying in public.
Scorpio: Joe Biden refuses to give you a creepy massage unless you shower first.
Sagittarius: Your escort and a pizza business is shuttered by the cops after one week, but you use the ten million dollars you make to stay out of jail.
Capricorn: Your kid tells you that he would’ve won the Science Fair with his mini volcano, but Tommy Lee Jones burst into the room and smashed it to pieces.
Aquarius: Your future self arrives to tell you that you will finish the time machine and to start exercising, so you smash your half built time machine.
Pisces: You’ll trick your horoscope readers by posting actual horoscopes instead of fake ones.
