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Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus, where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant is comedian, Chris Franjola.  He’s funny on Chelsea lately, let’s see what he’s tweeting.

@ChrisFranjola

November 24th:  “Just texted a dick pic to the Butterball hotline.”

Well, everyone needs a Thanksgiving Day tradition.

November 24th:  “I am on Long Island on this week @ComedyGovs: Wed Nov 26 @ 8pm @ The Brokerage Bellmore for tix call 516 781 5233 or http://tickets.brokeragecomedy.com/event.cfm?id=352764 …”

Hope you enjoy.  That’s where traffic begins in the U.S.  You’ll be stuck on the L.I.E. til Spring.

21 hours ago:  “Let’s not forget that Dancing With The Stars is on.”

Which makes only with…

19 hours ago:  “America http://instagram.com/p/vz4Tb5FOuM/ ”

Yeah, that’s pretty much the news.  “…and the children were brutally murdered….  Up next, puppies!”

17 hours ago:  “Oh no- poor girl RT @THR: Ferguson: CNN Reporter Sara Sidner Hit by a Rock Live on Air http://thr.cm/cM1vgJ ”

I don’t know what’s worse.  That it happened or that I watched a commercial to wait for the video to load to see it.

17 hours ago:  “The bottom line here – @CNN and everything else aside- Two people lost their son – be a fucking human being.”

Human?  But…ratings!

17 hours ago:  “So maybe he was a rambunctious teenager – who wasn’t? Should he be dead? Something has gone wrong. Can’t we agree on that?”

Yeah, I think so too.

16 hours ago:  “”Phew- Thanks Ferguson” – Bill Cosby”

Now’s his chance to retire and disappear, but he won’t.

16 hours ago:  “I just think the world would be a better place if we didn’t shoot each other in the street. I could be wrong. Peace”

Exactly.

3 hours ago:  “Dear Long Island – Not Rain, sleet, snow, rioting, traffic, will keep me from the show for tix call 516 781 5233 or http://tickets.brokeragecomedy.com/event.cfm?id=352764 …”

That’s all designed to keep you in once you’re stuck.  Why do you think people live there?

3 hours ago;   “Thanks coconut water: now I know what it’s like to blow an Almond Joy.”

Ugh.  Gross.

Okay, let’s rate Chris’s tweets.  A good bit of material here, which I like.  Not much behind-the-scenes.  Plugs, but also funny plugs.  I give him an 8 for Mustness, a 9 for Insanity and a 9 for Style.  That’s an overall score of 8.6. Follow Chris.

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