May21

Twitter in Focus: Dana Carvey

by tonyd on May 21, 2014 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die.  Today’s contestant is Dana Carvey, comedian and SNL alumn.  He’s funny on TV, let’s see how he tweets.

@danacarvey

April 20th:  “Just met Jon Lovitz for breakfast… “

That’s an excellent choice.

April 20th:  “My son Tom’s joke that I tweeted last year. “I wanna open a donut shop…that sells weed… I’m going to call it Glazed & Confused””

Nice.  Keepin’ it in the fam.

April 28th:  “I often hear people say “No one said it would be easy” REALLY? NO ONE? I’m just gonna say it then…”It will be easy!””

Finally.

April 29th:  “Flying. Will NEVER get used to the miracle of flight. Humans kicked ass! The smartest monkey in the world couldn’t figure this shit out!”

Witchcraft, I say!  Witchcraft!

April 30th:  “I could so kick a Great White Sharks ass…if we were both in a Safeway parking lot. What can the big scary shark do now? Huh? Huh?”

I dunno…  Those things can really thrash and bite before they die.

May 6th:  “People always say to me, ” Heh Dana what’s up!!?”And I say “what’s not up?Then those people smile meekly and walk away.”

Hmmm, I should try that.  Every time I reply, “Your face, bitch!” and slap them, I don’t get good feedback afterwards.

May 6th:  “Me, & Fred Wolf. “

May 6th:  “Me, & Fred Wolf. “

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I think we all have the same question about this photo.  Who the Hell is David Spade?

May 7th:  “NASA is streaming HD video from space: When it flies over California you can just about see me waving…I’m tiny. RT “

This is one of the reasons California should not be crippling the porn industry.  Imagine all the exciting zoom ins.

May 8th:  “Can you spot me among my old cross-country pals? “

You look like you with a very thick wig.

May 11th:  “”Yeah it is my baby…How did you know?” Happy Mother’s Day! “

Awwwww.

May 12th:  “Thanks to the team at Club for letting me work out some new material in front of a wonderful crowd.”

Nice.  Wish I had a clip, but then there’s this:

May 14th:  “Anyone ever feel like this? ”
I dunno.  Kindergartners can’t get drunk.

May 19th:  “Here is a weekly show that my son & his Irish cousin are launching. RT “

A comedy legacy.  Neat.

Okay, let’s rate Dana’s tweets.  I like the personal ones and the pics.  Doesn’t post every day, but fairly regular.  I give him a 6 for Mustness, an 8 for Insanity and an 8 for Style.  That’s an overall score of 7.6.  Follow Dana.

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