Who Should Eat a Dick: Guest Column
on October 15, 2009 at 1:01 am
with Tony DiGerolamo
Every Thursday, Super Frat lists individuals whose behaviors have been so deplorable that they should eat a dick.
It’s Thursday. And justice is a bag of dicks.
– A much belated “go eat a dick” to Benito Mussolini and the MI5 crew that recruited him for WW1. How did that work out? Enjoy your plate of historical dick.
– To the House of Representatives, which seems to be just a long line of dick eaters on most days, who passed legislation 414-6 to allow state and local governments to ban investments in Iranian energy. Which is kind of like giving your town a tiny bit of power to declare war on Iran. Cause what most American companies need right now is to LOSE business. And it’s just such a great idea to piss off Iran, right before diplomatic talks. Enjoy your majority dick.
– To the douche that punched singer Leona Lewis in a book store. Hey, buddy. It is NOT okay to punch a girl. And it’s especially not okay to punch someone that hot. Enjoy an overpriced dick latte served amongst the books, which you don’t get to read for free.
– To Death, who performs a necessary service on both days, but today took the life of the colorful Captain Lou Albano. I met Lou once and he was a very cool guy. Wrestling has lost one of the greats. Death, you should eat a corpse dick while getting a piledriver.
– And finally, the guys that put a man in a coma in NYC. If what the cops are saying are true, then eating a dick is probably your worst nightmare.
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