Oct23
Ten Things I’d Rather Do Than Get a Colonoscopy
on October 23, 2017 at 1:01 am
You’re really, really in for a “treat” when you have to get one. Hands down the biggest horror of Halloween.
- Binge watch the entire run of the Big Bang Theory.
- Listen to someone explain to me why Blade Runner 2049 is a good movie.
- Scrape fingernails across a chalkboard for an hour.
- Walk my dog through a hurricane.
- Fart uncontrollably while waiting in line at the deli.
- Explain to the Starbucks barista why I’ve been bringing back the cup to get free iced tea refills for the last six months.
- Listen to someone explain why they think Game of Thrones is just as good now as the first season.
- Listen to someone tell me about their D&D character.
- Attempt to fix my fuel pump, which I have no idea how to do, while slowly making my car less and less driveable.
- Pretty much anything.
