I’ve been doing articles at the Yew Norker and I think you should check them out.  If you like the Onion (or onions) I think you’ll dig them.

Elizabeth Warren Proposes Selling Manhattan Back to Indians

Man on OkCupid Wonders if Woman Offering No Strings Attached Sex is Real

SNL Spends Entire Hours Explaining Problems With Immigration Law

Call of Duty: Social Justice Warrior Video Game Gets Mixed Reviews

D-Day Veteran Recalls Hiding Inside Boat and Surviving

Angry GoT Fans Take Over New Mexico, Install George R.R. Martin as King