Feb11
Ten Things I Expect Amazon Will Do After Bezo’s Divorce
on February 11, 2019 at 12:01 am
- Free porn DVD delivery.
- Copies of all purchase receipts sent to husbands.
- Marital aides get “lost” during delivery.
- Amazon to ship weekend dads their kids for free.
- Guys who bang married chicks banned for life from Amazon Prime.
- National Enquirer reporters’ deliveries all dropped by drone from 200 feet in the air.
- All mid-life crisis items discounted at 30%.
- Family court attorneys to be charged by the hour until their delivery arrives.
- All mail order brides now come with free delivery.
- Ex-wives’ credit cards no longer accepted.
