1. North Korea may soon get a Trump hotel.
  2. Never go into the Saudi Arabian embassy alone.
  3. Bring a gas mask if you vacation in France.
  4. I won’t be riding in a self-driving car unless they put me in on unconscious.
  5. Donald Trump really does enjoying firing people.
  6. Bill Cosby reruns have taken a whole new tone.
  7. Facebook is Hell and Mark Zuckerberg is Satan.
  8. Twitter is worse than Facebook.
  9. Silicon Valley won’t be happy until the Internet is nothing but ads for kitchen utensils and jeans.
  10. Everyone’s a Nazi.