Dec31
Ten Things I Learned in 2018
on December 31, 2018 at 12:01 am
- North Korea may soon get a Trump hotel.
- Never go into the Saudi Arabian embassy alone.
- Bring a gas mask if you vacation in France.
- I won’t be riding in a self-driving car unless they put me in on unconscious.
- Donald Trump really does enjoying firing people.
- Bill Cosby reruns have taken a whole new tone.
- Facebook is Hell and Mark Zuckerberg is Satan.
- Twitter is worse than Facebook.
- Silicon Valley won’t be happy until the Internet is nothing but ads for kitchen utensils and jeans.
- Everyone’s a Nazi.
