Super Frat

Judge not lest ye be judged…by our pledgemaster!  This is Fratty or Not Fratty with Pledgemaster Dick!

Obama:  Not Fratty

You know, when I took over as pledgemaster it would’ve been really shitty for the previous guy to blast me for my pledgemaster policies.  Especially since the president before Obama was a total shitbag and he didn’t do anything about him!  It’s easy to criticize when you don’t have to do shit.

Paul McCartney:  Fratty

The mere fact that that dude is still alive and in concert!  Fucking amazing.

Twitter:  Not Fratty

Banning Alex Jones is just the tip of the Twitter shit-iceberg at this point.  I mean, I never thought I’d miss the days when people just posted pictures of their sandwiches and only 140 characters.

Burt Reynolds:  Fratty as Hell

The man, the myth, the legend, the mustache?  God damn right he was Fratty.  Bill Daily, a close second.

Nike:  Not So Fratty

Who cares what “side” Nike is on?  Why would you bother to wade into this mess?  I’m not burning my Nikes.  They already got my money!

Elon Musk:  So Fratty

Elon Musk smoking chronic on the Joe Rogan podcast?  It doesn’t get much frattier than that!

Politics:  Never Fratty

I am so God damned sick of politics and the polarization.  From the Facebook posts to their idiotic opinions in person—  People gotta chill the fuck out.  Look, you may not agree with me, I may not agree with you.  So what?  We’re not trying to kill each other, we’re just trying to live our lives.  Remember that?  Live and let live?  If you disagree with me, that’s fine and if you agree with me, that’s fine and if you don’t give a fuck, that’s fine too!  But don’t make it personal.

Dating Apps:  Not Fratty

And speaking of politics, can we not politicize these?  Jesus Christ, if you don’t like Trump that’s fine, but putting an angry screed about him in your dating bio really isn’t sexy at all!  And while we’re at it, how about no more group pics, no more demanding a bunch of shit in your bio before I meet you and no yelling at me for shit that other guys did in their bios you didn’t like!

r/WhatCouldGoWrong:  Very Fratty

My new favorite Reddit room right after r/RoastMe.  You gotta stop by.