Sep03
Ten Things You’ll Never See in a Trump Tweet
on September 3, 2018 at 12:58 am
- “I can’t wait to be interviewed on CNN tonight!”
- “I disagree with that guy, but he’s okay.”
- “That guy that works for me does a good job, not the best, but good.”
- “All right, all right, here’s a screenshot of my tax return.”
- “Donate to my Kickstarter so my band can put out a kickass album!”
- “My producers said the ratings for this presidential reality show are down so we’re bombing Spain.”
- “Sean Hannity took a massive dump in my bathroom and didn’t flush. Who does that?”
- “Melania is looking a little tired, vote in this poll to pick my wife for the second term.”
- “There’s an MSNBC special on me tonight, watch it!”
- “I’m sorry.”
