1.  Use fireworks to signal the firefighters.
  2.  Stop to make roadside s’mores.
  3.  TP the neighbors’ house.
  4.  Save your gasoline collection.
  5.  Hide in a pile of dry leaves.
  6.  Move your oxygen bar outside.
  7.  Attempt to boil lobsters in your above ground pool.
  8.  Move your firewood pile inside to attempt to save it.
  9.  Set your house on fire ahead of time to spite the original fire.
  10. Point to firefighters and keep saying, “Only you!”