There’s lots to be outraged in this world.  Here’s Ten Things You Shouldn’t Be Outraged About.

  1.  Anything posted on Facebook.
  2.  That politicians are immoral, rich assholes that don’t care about you.
  3.  That celebrities can be just as dumb and bigoted as people not at all famous.
  4.  Anything posted to Twitter.
  5.  That a movie/comic book/TV show doesn’t live up to your expectations.
  6.  That someone called you a name.
  7.  That someone doesn’t sufficiently respect what you respect.
  8.  That someone doesn’t agree with your half-assed political opinion.
  9.  Something you saw in the news where you only read the headline.
  10.  That you’ve been offended by anything.