Nov11
Ten Things I’d Like to See in the News
on November 11, 2017 at 1:55 am
- Donald Trump learns tact.
- Louis C.K.’s evil twin admits framing him.
- North Korea gives up nukes for basketball franchises.
- Mass shootings plummet as U.S. runs out of bullets.
- Ebola cure turns out to be blowjob.
- College students vow to go to class and stop complaining about everything.
- Disease that only infects racists, leaves victims sterile.
- Futurama to return to Fox for ten more seasons.
- Harvey Weinstein molested in court by Roy Moore.
- David Bowie reemerges after faking death.
