Oct09
Ten Things I Expect Trump Told Mike Pence to do
on October 9, 2017 at 12:01 am
Mike Pence left the football game under Trump’s orders. Here’s ten other things I expect that he told him.
- Don’t spend taxpayer money parking in the really close and expensive stadium parking lot.
- Don’t scream “Fuck yeah!” every time someone sings “America”.
- Keep an eye out for Tom Brady’s hot wife and snap some pics.
- Don’t shit in the Trump Skybox bathroom.
- When the Kiss Cam comes on, give wife lots of tongue like real American.
- Throw popcorn down on “peasants” in cheaper seats.
- Tell the Secret Service to tackle a guy on a play just to see if they do it.
- Replace a ref for several plays because it’s a matter of “national security”.
- Grab crotch and shout, “Here! Kneel to this!”
- Plug Trump businesses at least two times during interviews.
