Aug26
Ten Things You Shouldn’t Do in a Hurricane
on August 26, 2017 at 12:01 am
- Juggle chainsaws.
- Practice flips on a trampoline.
- Carry an untied stack of newspapers to the curb for pick up.
- Release your parrot to take a quick flight around the yard.
- See if tying enough helium balloons to a beach chair will lift you up.
- Put on your kite costume from Halloween.
- See if your $2000 drone can get a better look at the storm.
- Attempt to build a pyramid of champagne glasses for your patio party.
- Teach your grandma windsurfing.
- Stay home even though the news, police and fire department tell you to GTFO.
