2 points Arguing Politics on the Internet:  You’re usually anonymous and can say any idiot thing you want.

1 point Chewing Tinfoil:  It’s cheaper than gum.

-1 point Arguing Politics on the Internet:  People on the Internet are idiots.

-4 points Chewing Tinfoil:  It’s incredibly uncomfortable, almost torture.

-6 points Arguing Politics on the Internet:  It’s way more torture than chewing tinfoil.

Winner:  Chewing Tinfoil