Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant is improvnik, Ryan Stiles of Whose Line Is It Anyway?  Let’s see what he’s spontaneously tweeting!


July 8th:  “To all those coming to my show tonight, I will not be able to make it. My daughter will be filling in for me.”

Just like Trump!

July 9th:  “It’s Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky. Not: Slow motion Walter, the fire engine guy.”

Great.  Now I have to get a new tombstone.

July 9th:  “If the cats laying in my chair, I’m crapping in her litter box. Meow Motherfucker.”

Well, it’s only fair.

July 9th:  “Hey. Lets bombard Michael J. Fox with love today. Just for the hell of it. Twitter good. Not evil.”

Let’s really freak him out and pretend our tweets are from 1985!

July 10th:  “New Whose Line tonight. This might be the episode where Colin doesn’t lick someone. Fingers crossed.”

Cover your face with Cayenne Pepper, problem solved!

Okay, let’s rate Ryan’s tweets.  Tons of retweets.  (He’s friends with Ron Perlman.  Why not appearance on Sons of Anarchy as the lanky biker, Ryan?)  I give Ryan an 8 for Mustness, a 9 for Style and a 9 for Insanity.  That’s an overall rating of 8.6.  I’m gonna round it up to 9 because…improv!

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