Jun17

Ten Things I Expect Amazon to Buy

by tonyd on June 17, 2017 at 12:02 am

Amazon is buying Whole Foods.  Soon, they may own a lot more.  Here now are Ten Things I Expect Amazon to Buy.

  1.  Every Yoga and Pilates school.
  2.  The recipe for Patchouli Oil.
  3.  The trademark for the word “hipster”.
  4.  The PBR company
  5.  Starbucks
  6.  Apple
  7.  Rick and Morty
  8.  The state of Colorado (so they can monopolize and mail legalized pot.)
  9.  The state of Nevada (so they can monopolize and mail legalized pussy.)
  10.  The Catholic Church (for rebranding)
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