May06

Rewritten Headlines: Yellow Party to Wrinkled Fun Bags

by tonyd on May 6, 2017 at 12:01 am

Green Party Ready to Go

FCC Still Pretending They Can Censor People

Pigeon to Appear on Intervention

Comic Book Company Remembers Who Its Audience Is

Next Madagascar Movie Will be Live

New Jersey to Smell Worse

Cops Stop Watching Star Wars

CIA Camera to be in Homes Soon

Satan to Renew Deal

Minister Really Thinks About Marriage

Scientist Say GTFO

Old Woman Still Has Daddy Issues

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