1.  Breast implants will be tax deductible.
  2.  You can ask for your tax return back in the form of Trump Casino chips.
  3.  Write-offs for any Ivanka Trump product purchases.
  4.  Random lucky taxpayers get all expense weekend in Mar a Lago.
  5.  Private jet staff now considered dependents.
  6.  No W-2 forms for anyone with a toupee.
  7.  Box for donating money towards the Wall.
  8.  Tax return can now be tweeted instead of mailed.
  9.  Audits now conducted only by Trump relative.
  10. Checks made out directly to Defense Industry company of your choice.