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Ten Things You’ll Never See in Jail

by tonyd on March 25, 2017 at 2:31 am

  1.  Really quality cutlery
  2.  Bikini girls
  3.  A high quality cigar
  4.  A personal helicopter
  5.  $100,000 in cash
  6.  Children of the prison guards
  7.  Slot machines
  8.  Steak Au Poivre
  9.  Rocket Launcher
  10.  A pogo stick bouncing enough to clear the walls
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