1.  “Man, it’s quiet in here.”
  2.  “I can’t smell anyone’s feet.”
  3.  “Why does the snack bar only serve health food?”
  4.  “This is a perfect place for a baby to take a nap.”
  5.  “I’m sure the previous user of the alley bowling ball washed his hands.”
  6.  “Wow, the bathrooms are really clean.”
  7.  “Is that Stephen Hawking in the next alley?”
  8.  “Don’t worry, I can easily operate this automatic score board.”
  9.   “This alley is in perfect working condition.”
  10.  “Those are the most well-behaved children I’ve ever seen.”