Feb04
Ten Things You’ll Never Hear in a Bowling Alley
on February 4, 2017 at 1:15 am
- “Man, it’s quiet in here.”
- “I can’t smell anyone’s feet.”
- “Why does the snack bar only serve health food?”
- “This is a perfect place for a baby to take a nap.”
- “I’m sure the previous user of the alley bowling ball washed his hands.”
- “Wow, the bathrooms are really clean.”
- “Is that Stephen Hawking in the next alley?”
- “Don’t worry, I can easily operate this automatic score board.”
- “This alley is in perfect working condition.”
- “Those are the most well-behaved children I’ve ever seen.”
