Nov12
Ten Things I Expect From President Trump
on November 12, 2016 at 1:57 am
- Tax subsidies for breast enlargement.
- All national monuments zoned for casino gambling.
- Mandatory walls around all Taco Bells and Don Pablo’s.
- Make Art of the Deal mandatory reading for all school children.
- Order NASA to build first orbiting golf course.
- Mortgage 35 states to purchase Canada and Cuba.
- Move U.S. Capitol to Trump Tower and turn old White House into condos.
- Attempt to bang Angela Merkel.
- Include Trump Steaks in all foreign aid packages.
- Prosecute former 3rd Grade classmate for name calling.
